The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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