I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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