I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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