i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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