We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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