Sober January is a disaster.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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