this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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