a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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