i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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