you turned your livingroom into a bong?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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