i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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