Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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