I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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