I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
That's intense
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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