check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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