i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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