we're blogging at a bar
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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