My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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