how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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