Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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