Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Bring me that man meat
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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