Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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