Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Life is so much better after having sex.
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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