i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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