its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
