He asked to "fluff my boner.."
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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