i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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