We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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