kristin has been a bad kristin
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
