I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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