So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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