He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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