There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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