everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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