Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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