He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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