GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
