Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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