So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
This is the high leading the old right now
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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