Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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