don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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