so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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