So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I've blown a few things in my day
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
that is very illegal...i love you.
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