For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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