Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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