No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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