Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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