Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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