Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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