I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
