you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Randomize
