I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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