So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Randomize
