He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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