And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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