I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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